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almost-but-not-quite a spoonerism part II

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:55 pm    Post subject: almost-but-not-quite a spoonerism part II Reply with quote

Much earlier in our relationship before vows were exchanged, I observed my betrothed lying uncomfortably on the couch, his head bent against the arm of the sofa.

With all the love in my heart showing in my eyes, I handed my beloved a pillow and implored, "Honey, why don't you put your head behind this pillow?"

Shocked

Again, haven't lived it down yet.

Laughing

p.s. I've never posted to a forum before, I hope I am doing this right!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very nice postings! Thanks! You are welcome back anytime!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your post Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Double pun...you were about to "put him down" -- that is, if your pillow was with feathers...
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