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The Ugly Duckling of Juice

 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:56 pm    Post subject: The Ugly Duckling of Juice Reply with quote

Continuing my juicy theme, I have been enjoying a new juice...Cranberry-Pomegranate.

I was thinking...how many would ever deign to sample such a juice?

Besides having a kind of brownish tint, just the name.

I think -- could it be recast like so many others into a Gen-X/Biker/Boarder/Gamer themed (Sunny-D, Do The [Mountain] Dew, ...) beverage?

Slam the Granate!!

(Slam into the Granate?)

Ber-Po Drink
(Could be big in Japan)

Cran PLUS Pom

Pom Pom Berry (agile cheerleaders forming corporate logos and nutritional information come to mind)


Well, maybe my enjoyment is enhanced that this beverage is suitably marketing-innoculated that my pleasure comes more from imagining a pastoral visit to the old age home, sitting on the porch with the regulars, rather than swarms of boarders bursting through the plasterboard, exhorting me to DOWN THE POM POM BERRY!
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